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I don't think it matches up to some of the 'greats', but without mentioning any names I have noticed how a few of the attractive film and TV stars I once fancied when I was a teenager are now succumbing to age-related illnesses! 'Another year older & wiser' birthday card. Happy birthday dear friend! For me, getting older doesn't mean throwing away a favourite-coloured lipstick or a fabulous pair of boots; instead, it's about harnessing all the great things I have learnt over the years about what does and doesn't suit me, and enjoying the way in which cleverly selected outfits can enhance the nice bits. It's Prentiss' birthday and they're on the road, again. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on April 27, 2018: Kathy; Thanks Kathy! Greensleeves....So glad I came across this fabulous compilation of funny/witty quotes! This will make threatening him with it much more effective." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on February 13, 2015: aesta1; Thanks Mary! -, "No man is ever old enough to know better." Thanks for the bright spot in my Tuesday evening! Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. -, "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." -, "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Funny Birthday Quotes For 16 Year Olds Old People Cartoons Quotes 50 Year Birthday Quotes Funny 50 Birthday Quotes 22 Years Old Birthday Quotes 50 Years Old Funny Quotes New Year Quotes And Sayings One Year Old Quotes Funny Lonely Quotes Getting Older Funny Quotes Thankful For Another Birthday Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes. Thank you for your collection. Aging is just a number unless it's eighty six." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on March 01, 2012: Thank you ahorseback for your visit! If you could replace the tattered old body. If you would like the card to be sent directly to the recipient please select this option above and fill in the message that will be handwritten inside. That is a good one, primarily because we all know how true it is! A funny quote is always good, but a funny quote without wisdom is just a joke. Thanks for nice collection of quotes. I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. -, "Even very young children need to be informed about dying. I wonder why there are more for the older folks. All you have to do is live long enough.". I still feel as good as I … -, "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." This is not necessarily cause for alarm. -, "It is better to wear out than to rust out." on Pinterest. -, "Nature gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers." Well I'm a very similar age to Prince Charles. This hub is of particular interest to me. For people who get older but never any wiser! The author has collected some of the best in his articles. Alun. Don't know if it was original or if someone else had previously said this. Alun. Nobody entered that nest that didn't leave a little richer and a little wiser. Appreciated! -, "Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old." A year older, but none the wiser! Kate MacAlpine from Anywhere, USA on September 14, 2012: Greensleeves, excellent collection. The Joy Of Being Another Year Older, Wiser and Happier! Glad you enjoyed it! Anyone can get old. To more goofiness, more adventure, more fun times and no corona! Many thanks for your visit and comment. -, "Old age is like everything else. I know you`re jealous. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on April 19, 2016: Yanglish; Thanks Yanglish very much. I believe the phrase, "another year older, another year wiser," is very correct. -. Although they say that age is just a number, we all care about this number. -, "Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. I believe a person continues learning throughout their life and with each year you get a little bit smarter or wiser. Server responsed at: 12/21/2020 4:42 p.m. All texts are contributed by our excellent writers. -, "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Another year older, none the wiser. I'd love it if you would take a look, as we wrote for the same subject. Funny Birthday Quotes Short Birthday Poems Another year older, Just look at it this way. StrictlyQuotes from Australia on September 24, 2011: Great collection of quotes, I love how you've broken them into age groups too. A Year Older, and Wiser? Now that I'm older, I'm much more tolerant of myself, much kinder towards myself. Most likely little to no contact from my parents maybe a few happy birthday via facebook and twitter and i think the only person that will. Including me. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. -, "Never have children, only grandchildren." Alun. And for the suggestion! 3: I am officially one year older. -, "Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve." Well done. Another year older, none the wiser. -, "The young always have the same problem—how to rebel and conform at the same time. Anusha Jain from Delhi, India on November 05, 2017: You have got an impressively huge collection here. Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers to another year older. Going old happens. Magical Fairy Birthday Wishes! ", "There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure." Close. -, "I am not young enough to know everything." Unfortunately what I know about apps could be written on the back of a very small iphone. -, "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. I would love to file each of these to memory but why strain my brain when I can carry notes in my purse?? One of the best funny getting old quotes that refers to the hot flashes. -, "I am old enough to see how little I have done in so much time, and how much I have to do in so little." -, "Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." Please like us to get more Ecards like this. 33 Happy Birthday Wishes for Nephew turning a year Older (and Wiser) “His little hands stole my heart, his little feet ran away with it.”. Great and perceptive writers including Woody Allen manage to make people think at the same time as they are laughing :). See more ideas about bones funny, funny quotes, just for laughs. Get up man. Billie Pagliolo from Laguna Hills, California on September 14, 2012: Love it! -, "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." iguidenetwork from Austin, TX on October 18, 2013: Very nice hub, a great collection of sayings about the cycle of life... funny, witty but all are really true. "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. It's a good feeling at my age to be able to still laugh (sincerely) over jabs at getting "older." When your best opens his or her birthday card from you, you’ll know why they can’t stop smiling. ", "Definition of a boy: a noise with dirt on it." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on June 04, 2014: Engelta; Thank you Engie! One Year Older, One Year Wiser poem by Russel Tanner. And they help you reach it faster, too." Of course, you do not look a day over 18 if I say so myself. Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old age—most of all about growing old! You get old and realise there are no answers, only stories. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on February 09, 2014: Kathryn10000; A belated thank you very much for your comment! I love this sort of reading! -, "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." It is not that you become fat in old age, but the bulk of information. 24 Absolutely Funny Sayings About Old Age to Tickle Your Ribs. One is roots. Great collection of quotations...very well done...I had fun going through the 100 quotes. Thanks also to Frederick for your additional quote. Cheers, Alun. -, "The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed. 4. Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. Quotations can inform and stimulate. -, "Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Is there really nothing at all humorous or witty to say about young adults? Year after year Brick after brick Wiser Cemented by determination Watered by dreams Cracked by blows Repaired by a mason Working round the clock Anointing healing! I was at university at the same time as him. -, "Youth is a wonderful thing. I really enjoyed finding the quotes, some of which are so true, but in a very humerous kind of way. Growing up is a choice. I appreciate your words (and the buttons). Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. The more frequent version since the 1850s is:— * another year older, another year wiser It doesn’t matter — “a/one year older, a/one year wiser” is just as good, and had its most frequent use in the 1940s. thanks you! Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. I really like both the Woody Allen death quotes though I must admit I left the grandfather bus driver quote till last because I thought it was the funniest (though whether it constitutes a genuine quote or just a joke is debateable). Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up - Anonymous". To make a success of it, you've got to start young." Alun. -, "Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. Sadly age happens to us all. -, "We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it." -, "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." All babies do is leak at both ends." :). When you become old, your toys would become antiques. A Year Older, and Wiser? Sep 29, 2019 - Explore sue bevan's board "Getting older and wiser?" 66 quotes have been tagged as getting-older: Mandy Hale: ‘You’ll learn, as you get older, that rules are made to be broken. -, "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. -, "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." Usually, they always remember the date, but this year, they've forgotten. Aug 19, 2018 - Explore Denise Jackson's board "Older and Wiser Quotes" on Pinterest. -, "You can learn many things from children. Cheers. -, "I can't think why mothers love them. In Life Challenges. :). -, "As you get older three things happen. – Bernard M. Baruch; When I have a birthday I take the day off. Cheers for reading and commenting on these quotes :-) Alun. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. Funny … You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. -, "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone to do it, or forbid your children from doing it." Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. A year older, a year wiser A wisdom always in the making Nourished by experience Vitaminized by failures Strengthened by aspirations Built on the foundation of hope! For some strange reason, I don’t seem to be getting any older. Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. Just a little romantic ditty. UltimateMovieRankings from Virginia on September 28, 2011: Nice hub...listed my favorites of each bunch....#8 Seinfeld on babies.....#18 Phyllis Diller on childhood....#4 Oscar Wilde on teenagers.....#2 Anonymous on Middle Age......#22 Robert Brault on old age and #7 Woody Allen on death...I love that quote ...I agree with it 100%. I love the Woody Allen quotes. -, "Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier." Happy birthday! The software is a bit restricting, but it's fun to try. Alun. This year, I am a little stronger and a little wiser. ", "The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." -, "If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm." By Jacquelinejvp. -, "Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." Why not? -, "A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." A Year Older, A Year Wiser: 5 More Things I’ve Learned About a Career in Extension Entomology Today October 2, 2018 2 Comments Some days, an extension entomologist like David R. Coyle, Ph.D., teaches courses in the field, while other days present farm visits, researching client questions, writing fact sheets, and more. The reporter asked her what she thought about turning 100. -, "People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! – Mary Schmich; You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. 37: What a wonderful and exciting day this is. -, "A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does." -, "I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. -, "Do not regret growing older. What is better than a lovely birthday wish from the ones you love? Perhaps it's because long life allows a slightly jaundiced yet witty, philosophical viewpoint on the lives of those who experience it? Happy Birthday. This is a funny article which kept me laughing all the way through. I’m 52 and another year older…happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Jacqueline, happy birthday to me…hahahahaha. Oct 6, 2020 - I've still got a way to go before this stage, but getting there scarely quick :-) . Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. With age comes wisdom and chasing down another serial killer. Let me know if you have any good quotes. I wouldn't want to be 22 or 25 in my head again. I guess they would have been in their 20s or their early 30s, at the time. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years." by Maureen November 27, 2018. You site came up and I am spoilt for choice. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year … You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory! Birthdays are just finger posts on the road to getting old… I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness I`m not just a year older I`m also a year better and prettier. Happy Birthday. A funny quote is always good, but a funny quote without wisdom is just a joke. Shaloo Walia from India on December 11, 2015: I love reading and sharing quotes. Sorry I haven't included many serious or poignant ones. The gimmick side of losing eyesight when aged. Better to be over the hill than buried under it. and so damn true! not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus." Thanks very much for your good thoughts and kind words. Most of my pages are (moderately) serious, so it was good fun finding the quotes for this one! I am a year older and hopefully a year wiser. Wisdom quotes. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on August 05, 2012: Thank you Starmom! And that's all there is to it. Growing up is a choice. I'll give it a try to see if I prove competent to handle the technology!! . Thanks a lot. -, "After 30, your body has a mind of its own." It will be the second birthday in a row where my twin sister has decided to … Happy birthday one year older one year wiser. Happy birthday to me. -, "There is still no cure for the common birthday." Up and sharing. -, "There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." So why worry?" Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things! See more ideas about funny, bones funny, funny quotes. I found it adorable that my Aunt found this funny! -, "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." My Birthday Reflections It seems like the New Year and its associated resolutions are ruled by my head -- all the things I … Poet Unknown Happy birthday to you, And many to be, I love it when they come to visit now. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on May 17, 2015: pramalkumarsamant; Thank you for your comment and thoughts. Please Log In or add your name and email to post the comment. It was a good one. " And thanks also for backing up Katy's comment - I think I will have to investigate the world of apps a little further! Alun. If you don't worry, you also die. ... My birthday is in two weeks which means I will be turning a year older. Cheers for sharing. Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. - Anonymous, "First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Best Friend. Oct 6, 2020 - I've still got a way to go before this stage, but getting there scarely quick :-) . ", "Families with babies and families without babies, both feel sorry for each other." -, "Definition of dying: To suddenly stop sinning." Here is my birthday wish to you: I hope you continue to live the wild and beautiful life that you have for the previous (age) years. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 18, 2013: Thanks iguidenetwork; the ring of truth in quotes like these does make the difference perhaps between a good joke and a great - albeit funny - observation on human life. Most likely little to no contact from my parents maybe a few happy birthday via facebook and twitter and i think the only person that will. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 27, 2015: peachpurple; Thanks peachy! You are the most important part of my life. -, "I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast." They can be wise, witty, or foolish. Thanks for sharing! "Babies are such a nice way to start people." It's too hard to get back up." I was looking for a quote for a friend's birthday manual his wife is producing for his 40th. The young don't necessarily appreciate the absurdities of some of their behaviour. It was fun researching these quotes, some of which are remarkably perceptive as well as funny. We usually go to offices bidding for contracts. -, "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional" -, "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." As he turns a year older, you could be thinking of the best way to shower him with happy birthday wishes for nephew. Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser! -, "A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often." Posted by William Wallace on Apr 12, 2010 in Ramblings | 1 comment. Going old happens. We must maintain a sense of humor. I will share these with my friends and I look forward to reading more of your articles. ... My 94 year old Aunt Marion was telling me she read a story of a woman in the newspaper who celebrated her 100th birthday. Excellent job Here ! These are all so ingenious and clever~~like the stuff we wish we'd have thought of! Buddy Hackett What a wonderful collection - I'll be bookmarking this one! Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. Amazing Things I Have Learnt This Year. Please feel free to quote limited text from this article on condition that an active link back to this page is included. How much patience you have, for instance." Happy Birthday. -, "If you worry, you die. So, I will keep this simple and sweet: happy one year older my friend! Once you're in the air, there's nothing you can do but let go.”, “Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”, ― Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss, “Friends are the family you choose (~ Nin/Ithilnin, Elven rogue).”. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on May 03, 2017: Paula; Thanks for that Paula. Greensleeves Hubs: Your hub is such a riotous pleasure to read because it is so attractively organized and because the quotations are hilarious. -, "Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young." Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on October 30, 2011: Thanks Derdriu for your nice comments. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net." They can hold the baby and I can go out." Well, here I would include quotations about young adults if I could find any. :). -, "A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone. And I agree with @stickydating, I love that they are broken down by category! You are a year older -, "Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It is of course my birthday today, I’m 39 years old again. I`d like to thank my mom and … Oh, there are quotes about specific aspects of young adulthood—notably love and marriage, which may one day be the subject of another page of quotations—but not much else. Sometime last year, I launched a start up with my cousin. As you indicate, this is one of the problems with quotes - they do tend to get repeated and reshaped, and sometimes the originator gets forgotten! Anthony Holden. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." Appreciate your visit! -, "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on August 09, 2018: Thank you Tim for your nice comment, and sorry for not replying sooner. Cheers. -, "If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." All of them have a bit of wisdom within, especially the ones regarding aging and middle age. It is an electrical installation firm up and running even to this day. Thank you Kris for visiting and commenting. -, "By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out." I tell them, a paternity suit." Frederick Hansen. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on July 26, 2016: Say Yes To Life; Thank you Yoleen, for those suggestions. peachy from Home Sweet Home on October 25, 2015: I love this quote the most" You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. See more ideas about funny, bones funny, funny quotes. -, "If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun." Who will save the day? An Year Older, An Year Wiser! But as Groucho Marx said: "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. I know you`re jealous. -, "Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened." Now, I have six children and no theories." Alun. Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. And particularly for listing my own contribution!! "I wouldn't recommend it," was the woman's response. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." It will be the second birthday in a row where my twin sister has decided to … See more ideas about bones funny, funny quotes, humor. This would be a great app- Made one with ibuildapp also called "The Perfect Husband App" - a "cheat sheet" for husbands with words their wives would love to hear. By: Tigereye77. Age is definitely a state of mind! -, "The idea is to die young as late as possible." 36: I survived another year. ", "Labour doesn't end when the baby is born—that's when it begins." – Joshua Riley. I'm sure one of the very best ways for people to stay young in mind and happy in life is to be able to laugh at their own personal circumstances, including the drawbacks of advancing age! Happy birthday one year older one year wiser. . Have you thought of making this an app? -, "Don't let aging get you down. Share. I, on the other hand, managed to create a collection of 100 inspiring quotes in one of my hubs. So many candles… so little cake. I`d like to thank my mom and … I've checked it out and a lot of sources seem to suggest that particular quote was indeed by Mickey Mantle, but others have suggested it comes from Eubie Blake or even Mae West. On September 9, 2018. Powered by EnkiQuotes.com. -, "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." You're only one day older, Than you were yesterday. Appreciated. I think in the sixties, like all the Royals, he really had very little impact on my life at all and he seemed, if anything a lot older in his attitudes. What the heck, might as well laugh because there really isn't anything else we can do to change the calendar! Where possible, the authors are attributed, and in a few cases, the quotes have been paraphrased. The best people were born on this day! It’s still blank. It is so hard to believe that you are another year older! – Bob Hope; To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. Funny Birthday Wishes » Older Wiser Birthday! 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